Poopsy the Turtle

My sister got a pet turtle as a graduation present. The first thing it did was take a giant dump, hence her name. She's also high as fuck and fun to take pictures of.
Poopsy’s punishment for running away last night. Hard to escape when there’s a bright red target taped to your butt.

Poopsy’s punishment for running away last night. Hard to escape when there’s a bright red target taped to your butt.

Redbull gives you wings…but only if you can reach it first.

Redbull gives you wings…but only if you can reach it first.

The fridge is a whole new experience for her. How she got in there however, is beyond me.

The fridge is a whole new experience for her. How she got in there however, is beyond me.

She learned to carry pudding on her back. Next she’ll learn to be my personal food fetching slave.

She learned to carry pudding on her back. Next she’ll learn to be my personal food fetching slave.

I gave her a (ghetto) graduation cap as a present. She takes a giant dump in return. Nasty little thing is living up to her name. :’)

Turtle on turtle action. Meet Poopsy’s “friend” Turgy.

Turtle on turtle action. Meet Poopsy’s “friend” Turgy.

We gave this bitch a cage outside for when its sunny. This bitch ends up climbing it.

Once I put Poopsy in my dog’s bowl. She was actually stuck for a good minute, but by the time I got my camera she learned how to get out.

Exorcist much?

I remember Poopsy’s first bath…all she wanted to do was get the fuck out.

I remember Poopsy’s first bath…all she wanted to do was get the fuck out.

This little nugget climbed onto her log…then fell off.

I found these things to stuff your bra with in my sister’s room and they just so happened to fit Poopsy perfectly